If banks would take deposits the same way as they issue loans, it would look like this:

By |2014-10-18T13:27:29+01:00October 18th, 2014|Banking, International, jokes, Private banking|

The Bank accepts and agrees with the terms of the Depositor. The Depositor has the right to change the term of the deposit, the interest rate and any other conditions at any time in its sole discretion. The Bank is considered to be aware and in agreement to the new terms of the deposit if [...]